I Was Hiding Under Your Porch Because I Love You

Prepare to gag on the cuteness which I will now put before you. Up - I know you weeped into your popcorn. If you didn't, you obviously hate your parents. And the elderly. And adorably plump children. You hate your parents, the elderly, and adorably plump children if you have yet to see and/or found nothing touching about Up. And the theme song! Did it win an Oscar? You bet your happy ass it did. Da doo doo dooo - da doo doo doooo... Which reminds me that I have been meaning to download it for months. Another nod to how good I am at following through with things. *Cough*LikethisblogIhardlyeverwritein*cough* Case in point, I am pissed that the couple pictured above (kind of) thought up the idea to base their engagement photos on this movie because a) I am not engaged and b) Never would have thought to do this even if I were. Seriously, RUDE. Everyone should make a point of studying the things I like and then never coming up with great ideas that involve any of those things unless previously approved by me. Kthaaanx. In all seriousness, these pictures make me want to just sit on my bed and weep for four hours. I know nothing of this couple other than that their names are Lynnette and James, their favourite movie is Up (WHAT?) and James wrote this little love diddy to his real life Ellie:

Lynnette… I have a confession, I am in love with you. It is not the ‘usual’ love, but the love that makes me remember the little things, the ‘boring’ things. It is the boring things in life that I will remember the most. The memories of jumping over sidewalk cracks to how the clouds talk to us. You make me remember the moments. It is that love that makes me believe. Belief that I was there when you were a toothless kid. Dancing through life, only stopping to hold my hand. Letting me know that anything is possible. I am in love with you, ‘my greatest adventure’.

It's just ALL TOO MUCH, isn't it? There's obviously no point in anyone else ever getting married now. Well played, Lynette and James. Here are the rest of my personal faves (read: all of them) for you to get all fucking sappy over:

THEY EVEN RE-CREATED THE GRAPE SODA PIN. Son of a bitch. & There are actually more pictures to be found at Wildflowers Photography if you're that emotionally starved for love and affection.

You better get a dog and name it Dug and name your first born Russell, Lynnette and James. And rescue a snipe named Kevin and throw a crazy man from his own blimp full of talking dogs. Yeaaah. Yeah, MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH A GREAT IDEA AFTERALL, HMMMM?

Photos via WeddingChicks